Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Is it because I queefed?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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