So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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