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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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