If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
