But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
