I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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