Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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