He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
And then he peed in my hair
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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