Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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