can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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