ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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