there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I forget how to act sober
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