He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Randomize