pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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