is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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