THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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