Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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