I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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