How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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