You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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