I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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