Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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