How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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