There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize