Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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