used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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