it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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