Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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