i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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