Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I love you.
Bad choice
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