there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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