If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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