stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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