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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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