he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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At least he's not weird
Was it a snapping turtle?
and thats how the snapping turtle became the nipple piercer
In Soviet Russia turtle breastfeed you
My sister tried to breastfeed her pet bunny once. Weird shit.
and that's how he got nipple stitches the second time...
"hey pass me the turtle I need to pierce my taint"
Oh dear God. Nipple piercings done wrong.
Well you probably weren't feeding it properly. Thanks for stepping in kind stranger.
Amazing
Been there, done that
Yikes.
Goodbye nipple.
Oh yum.
and that's why we went to the emergency room
creapy much?!
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