Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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