Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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