Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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