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  • Dude, Ezekiel 23:20 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Should've busted that one out on him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:25pm
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  • LMAO 1:25! Sounds like someone needs new roomates.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:33pm
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  • Welcome to my world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:28am
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  • hahaha thats so funny. except like.. I hope they did it as a joke, because if they were actual nerdy Catholics then that would be weird..

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 10:34am
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  • Hope it was about sodomy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:11pm
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  • Can you say COCKBLOCK

    Submitted by 9003 on May 3, 10 at 9:58pm
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  • I remember being scandalized by Ezekiel when I would read through the Bible on my own during Mass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:30pm
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  • Niceee. Hope you spoke in tongues while you came, op. Seriously hilarous though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:02pm
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  • Religion sucks. Atheism FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:39pm
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  • my ultimate question remains unanswered... why are "good christians" still on this site? really? go waste your time converting 3ed world countries. this site is for sinners and your not gonna convert anyone.

    Submitted by iamlepewswife on Mar 8, 10 at 12:46am
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  • Should've done it in his bed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:26pm
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  • Secular humanism does not work and it actually leads to socialism as its natural end because it assume that man can redeem himself and therefore leads to trying to engineer the perfect society aka socialism. America is slowly realizing that humanism gets you nowhere and does not explain anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 12:51am
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  • i'm a christian and got a good laugh out of this text. it's quite possible that the roommates were quoting something out of leviticus, but all your suggestions were really funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:53pm
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  • Yeeeaaah New Orleans!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:41pm
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  • Fuckers! Fuckers! Fuckers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:01pm
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  • Eziekel in context still doesn't keep it from being funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:42pm
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  • Religion doesn't suck. Self-righteousness does. Unitarians don't pretend to have the answers, just the willing spirit. FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:13pm
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  • Mmmm gotta love Bible Beaters!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:41pm
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  • Should have just moaned louder!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:45pm
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  • Let me guess, they're not reading that part about "judge not lest ye be judged."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:02pm
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  • they're changing the name from GOOGLE to GOOGLY! what do you guys think? I think it's kinda funny and could tots work

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:20pm
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  • Deuteronomy 22:8, NIV When you build a new house, make a parapet around your roof so that you may not bring the guilt of bloodshed on your house if someone falls from the roof. I mean... carry on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:31pm
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  • yes wrong tactic but he was right u shouldnt have done what u did

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:45pm
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  • Repent you sinners, repent! you are all going to burn in the fiery depths of hell. . . . .. .. . .. or something like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:51pm
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  • Wow, I wish that happened to be. I'd probably chant them on while I'm plowin' the broad. Really though, who wouldn't want that as a story to tell one day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:53pm
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  • Proverbs 21:9 "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house." The Bible knows so much... and yet, so little...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:16pm
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  • If we have no proof if god exists or what god is, it's futile to argue about what religion is right or wrong, or to force people to believe your personal interpretation. Live, let live, and laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:15pm
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  • whilst you took it in the face right........in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:57pm
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  • Your god, 2:20, is petty and jealous and undeserving of worship if "he" must demand it. Christian morality is an oxymoron. I'm quite happy with my secular humanism instead of your spiritual fascism. Good day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:37pm
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  • THATS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:05pm
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  • Thank you for putting eziekel into context 10:30

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:31pm
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  • FTW could mean For The Win, or Fuck The World. You just have to read it in context. Usually it's for the win, but that wasn't always the case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:16pm
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  • Christ, yes I said Christ. Get a life and stop stocking people who want to have sex, again again get a life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:58am
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  • :-D

    Submitted by lawlzies on Feb 13, 12 at 2:47am
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  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:14pm
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  • GOOGLY? I don't believe it, but google has done stranger things! 2:37, you sound like an absolute moron. hurry and get an education while you still can, then maybe you can afford health care before it gets jacked up through the roof

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:39pm
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  • you all should post on god's wall more often. even better, check out his top ten list, it's a list to live by

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:20pm
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  • "Fuck off! We'll repent in the morning!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:01am
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  • what's FTW? also googly? lame 2:47..way to contribute to the convo. lamo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:52pm
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  • Job 40:15\n\nF*uck, if ye be f*ucked.

    Submitted by memphius on Nov 3, 10 at 12:28pm
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  • Thats fucking awkward. Sin if you want shiet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:55am
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  • I love funny bible verses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:33pm
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  • maybe they were having a prayer session but the door was locked on both sides, no one had a key? lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:49pm
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  • I love reading eziekel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:09am
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  • Classic.

    Submitted by spanktank on Jun 20, 10 at 8:46am
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  • I would LOVE it if I could have sex while somebody was loudly denouncing my sins. I fucking hate conservative christians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:13pm
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  • 9:13..so you like non-conservative Christians? They all stand for the same God so what's the difference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:21pm
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