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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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