So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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