You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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