Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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