I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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