Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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