The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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