you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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