If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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