Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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