so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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