But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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