Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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