is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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