But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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