Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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